Three Men Hiking
Posted by LiL Butterfly on Monday, August 31, 2009
Under: Clean Jokes
3 men hiking through a forest they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, first man prayed: God, please give me strength
to cross the river.Poof! God gave him big arms strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first 2 men, the third man prayed: God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river.
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked 100 yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first 2 men, the third man prayed: God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river.
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked 100 yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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